Muriel:Another black ho that got one of these same letters to go to Syria.
Maxine:Well you know what they say Muriel--if youse a ho,you gots to go.
Muriel:I know,that's why I'm packin' my bags,Maxine. I can'ts lies my way out of this one.
Maxine:Me neither,Muriel.
(camera pulls back from Maxine and Muriel stuffing their suitcases)
NEXT WEEK:Maxine and Muriel are told they'll be dropped off at a new permanent "military destination": Africa--along with Sharpton,Roker,Holt,Joy Reid etal. For starters.
AMOS AND ANDY UPDATED TO 2025--"MAXINE AND MURIEL".
ReplyDelete(GRA)I like the idea of drafting senior citizen blacks--ALL blacks in fact,for the Armed Forces--both male and female.
A spinoff of Amos and Andy might materialize--starring Maxine Waters and Muriel Bowser. It could be FUN.
Muriel:Sayyy,Maxine.
Maxine:Saaaay,Muriel.
Muriel:I just got this here letter from some White guy named Hegseth,sayin' I's been DRAFTED.
Maxine:Hegseth--who DAT?
Muriel:The secretary of DEAFNESS.
Maxine:Lemme see dat letter,girl.You can't read any better than a Chicago ni**er. That says DEFENSE.
Muriel:Ohhhh.
Maxine:Heh,heh,heh,I's gonna miss you livin' here as a roommate.
Muriel:You got a letta too,Maxine,and I think it says the same thing. We both leaves for Syria next week--wherever DAT is.
Maxine:Sheeeeet--not ME.
(phone rings)
Muriel:I'll gets it....hello.whooo dis? Jasmine Crockett?
Maxine:Who izzit?
Muriel:Another black ho that got one of these same letters to go to Syria.
Maxine:Well you know what they say Muriel--if youse a ho,you gots to go.
Muriel:I know,that's why I'm packin' my bags,Maxine. I can'ts lies my way out of this one.
Maxine:Me neither,Muriel.
(camera pulls back from Maxine and Muriel stuffing their suitcases)
NEXT WEEK:Maxine and Muriel are told they'll be dropped off at a new permanent "military destination": Africa--along with Sharpton,Roker,Holt,Joy Reid etal. For starters.
And GRA smiled.
--GRA