Memo to Lyft Marketing Dept.: You are targeting the wrong demographic. Forget the discount--I don't want to share a ride with this babe, whether as a driver or a fellow passenger.
(And by the way, does she have a gun in that purse?)
----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Lyft <no-reply@marketing.lyftmail.com>
There's still time to ride and save
| Your offer expires soon, but only if you let it. Claim 25% off your next ride and ride to redeem by March 17. Max $5/ride. Offer is valid for all rides except Wait & Save. | |

I just heaved up my supper.
ReplyDelete--GRA
"25% off your next ride" would be about 70 pounds in her case.
ReplyDeleteThis calls for Al Bundy Insult Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htTxhImYDDo
The hair alone must weigh 70 lbs.- and what is that under her chin? A bolt? (In truth, that face looks a bit on the mannish side- could be a ringer.)
DeleteSlow day 'round here.
-RM