Monday, July 22, 2024

Bad News: Dick van Dyke has clear signs of dementia, and he’s only 98!

By Nicholas Stix

Evidence: The other day, before fake president/real gangster Joe Biden dropped out of the race for Big Steal II, Van Dyke praised him to the heavens as being clear in the head.

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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousMonday, July 22, 2024 at 3:08:00 PM EDT

    Maybe HE'S running the country,lol.

    --GRA

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2024 at 7:48:00 AM EDT

    "I have to get to work. Laura, have you seen my brain? We're rescripting the Alan Brady Show to sound like Jimmy Kimmel."

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, July 23, 2024 at 7:39:00 PM EDT

    Laura:"You don't need a brain,Rob,to write jokes for "Jimmy Kimmel ".

    Rob:"Oh that's right,honey,remind me again in 10 seconds.Hey--I think I see Bob Newhart peeking around the corner--and he's saying,"L-L-Let's go,Petrie,w-w-we've got you booked on the "Afterlife T-T-Tonight Show later on this evening."

    Laura:"Ohhh,Rob,you're going to leave me with Morey Amsterdam?"

    Rob:"Sorry,when Johnny calls..."
    --GRA



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