Tuesday, December 05, 2023

Grimm's Fairy Tales: “The Old Man and His Grandson”

by the Brothers Grimm

[“Something to celebrate: rotten yogurt murderer stabs himself to death, saving taxpayers millions; is the daily mail using chatgpt? increasingly pc rag is saying things in quadruplicate!”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous

Grim? More like Grimm. The moral of the story is… well, you know.

Here’s another ACTUAL Grimm fairy tale:

There was once a very old man, whose eyes had become dim, his ears dull of hearing, his knees trembled, and when he sat at table he could hardly hold the spoon, and spilt the broth upon the table-cloth or let it run out of his mouth. His son and his son’s wife were disgusted at this, so the old grandfather at last had to sit in the corner behind the stove, and they gave him his food in an earthenware bowl, and not even enough of it. And he used to look towards the table with his eyes full of tears.

Once, too, his trembling hands could not hold the bowl, and it fell to the ground and broke. The young wife scolded him, but he said nothing and only sighed. Then they bought him a wooden bowl for a few half-pence, out of which he had to eat.

They were once sitting thus when the little grandson of four years old began to gather together some bits of wood upon the ground. What are you doing there, asked the father. I am making a little trough, answered the child, for father and mother to eat out of when I am big.

The man and his wife looked at each other for a while, and presently began to cry. Then they took the old grandfather to the table, and henceforth always let him eat with them, and likewise said nothing if he did spill a little of anything.

GRA: The moral of this story is… well, you know.

--GRA

sunday, november 5, 2023 at 9:07:00 p.m. est



1 comment:

  1. Here's the greatest "Jeopardy" answer ever given:

    Famous Names

    He fathered over 100 before dying in 1947 at the age of 14.

    The first lady contestant said Will Rogers(at least she wrote something funny.)
    "I never met a woman I didn't impregnate."

    The two male contestants both said the correct question:

    "who was Seabisquit?"

    Great stuff.

    --GRA


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