Monday, August 21, 2023

Let’s Play To Tell the Truth!


[“nyc dad with 70 prior arrests is freed without bail after home-alone kids trapped, seriously injured in fire.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, august 21, 2023 at 5:41:00 p.m. edt

Sounds like an episode of To Tell the Truth—with Garry Moore.

“Number one”

“MY dad was arrested 70 times, then he burned our family up and got out of jail WITHOUT bail.”

“Number two.”

“My DAD got arrested 70 times, burned our fambilee up and was released WITHOUT bail.”

“Number three.”

“MY dad burned us up and after his arrest, got released WITHOUT bail.”

“Remember, only one of these blacks is telling the truth. Now let’s start the questioning with Soupy Sales.”

“Well—jeez, Garry—all three of these contestants are black—they’re ALL liars—so why ask them anything?

Garry Moore: “You’re RIGHT, Soupy. It was a trick set-up. None of these colored boys were part of that story—these are just common nyc thugs—well done.

“They LOOK well done—kind of burnt, if you ask me” (audience laughs).

“Okay, see you next time on To Tell the Truth.

--GRA



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