By Grand Rapids Anonymous
friday, august 18, 2023 at 10:12:00 a.m. edt
Archie: Hey, Meathead, did you read about the spicano baseball player who’s gettin’ kicked outta baseball for statuetorial rape?
Meathead: He’s dominican republic, Archie.
Archie: Whatever. A wetback is a wetback, no matter which south-of-the-border country he comes from. They all like to doink underage goils—especially the ones related to them.
Meathead: He’s not mexican.
Archie: I never said he was—you racist Polack.
Meathead: I just meant…
Archie: I KNOW what you MEANT—you think mex do that stuff more than other spics—but you’re WRONG—they ALL commit incense on each other.
Meathead: And I’m NOT racist about mexicans.
Archie: Correct—you just finally wised up there, Michael.
Edith: What’s all the noise in here about?
Archie: Your son-in-law just celebrated the birth of his first brain cell—too bad it wasn’t TWINS.
Edith: Yeah, he could have named them Danny and Arnold.
Archie: Whaaaaat?
Edith: You know, from the movie, Twins—Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzesumpthin’—he could have named his brain cells those names.
Archie: Stifle.
Edith: Or Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Archie: Awww jeez—I’m goin’ to Kelsey’s bar.
At least when a man wins an argument at Kelcey’s, he doesn’t have to go runnin’ off to a bar to enjoy it—he’s already there.
Edith: Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt, Ethel and Julius Rosenberg...
Archie: Dingbat for a day—and everyday—goodbye.
(Door slams.)
--GRA
Archie told Mike that he used to like baseball until 1947. That is when Jackie Robinson started playing for Dodgers.
ReplyDeleteArchie said it changed around the whole COMPLEXION of the game. That is so funny.
I could just see the Meathead blowing his cork over that one,which,no doubt made Archie's day.When he saw Mike's veins sticking out of his neck,spit flying--Archie knew he'd hit a bullseye.
ReplyDelete--GRA