Tuesday, April 05, 2022

More Death-Dealing from the Disney Brand

By A Colleague
Tue, Apr 5, 2022 5:42 p.m.

More Death-Dealing from the Disney Brand

Instead of AIDS, this product can cause cancer.

Obviously marketed to kids. A pattern has emerged here!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10689193/Bottles-Disney-branded-hand-sanitizer-recalled-containing-cancer-causing-chemicals.html



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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousTuesday, April 5, 2022 at 11:19:00 PM EDT

    Sing this in your best Jiminy Cricket voice.

    When you use our Disney soap
    This confirms you are a dope
    Cancer is a side effect--
    Too late for you.


    Chemicals we mix inside,
    Our soapmakers--most have died.
    You will soon be joining them
    Too late to sue.

    Fate's unkind.
    "You should have used the Dove,"
    Said,poisonsoap.gov.


    Our disclaimer's on the wall,
    We're not liable at all.
    You can try--you'll never win
    --No chance for you.

    --GRA

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  2. PipWednesday, April 6, 2022 at 4:04:00 PM EDT

    It is an excellent metaphor.

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