By N.S.
Was it about Hellman’s? Because, if you’re going to commit a mayo murder, it had better be over a jar of Hellman’s.
Actually, Erlbacher had spread mayo on Solberg's food, unbidden, and then murdered him, for good measure. Some friend!
[White] “Iowa Man Sentenced to Life in Prison after Killing His Friend in a Fight over Mayonnaise”
https://nypost.com/2022/02/03/iowa-man-kristofer-erlbacher-sentenced-to-life-after-killing-caleb-solberg-over-mayonnaise/
I could believe blacks(not Whites)killing over something like this,in fact,I remember in Grand Rapids-- a few years ago(10?)--a black shot a drive thru employee at a BK for not putting EXTRA catsup on a hamburg order.There WAS catsup--just not EXTRA.
ReplyDelete"I told her I wanted EXTRA catsup," the nigro said upon arrest--as if unloading six shots made perfect sense then.
"After I drove off a little ways,I stopped to look under the bun--there was just REGULAR catsup--so I went back and let them know."
I can just see the nig sitting with a few fellow inmates ruminating why they're sitting in the joint for murder.
"Wha'd you do Jaquarious?"
"Mannnn,this nigga walked by my wheels and brushed against the front fender--bam!How 'bout you?"
"I was s'posed to get 53 cents change back at a party store and only got 52.What 'bout you Delirious?"
"White guy at a bar said Tom Brady was a better quarterback than Michael Vick--bam!What'd you do Samuel Little?"
--GRA