"Niggas" are part of NERP(Negro Early Retirement Program).Work one stint at a fast food place for any amount of time and you can then retire at any age(18 or above):
Many options for retirement funding are available: 1)Approved shoplifting.Make a withdrawal from your nearest Walgreens,for example.Up to $1000 in goods per transaction.
2)Approved drug dealing:Enhance your bank account by providing drugs to(mostly Whites),as drug busts of blacks are a thing of the past.
3)Armed robbery:A little riskier,but if you get caught,you can always retire in option 4:
4)Prison.The best life a nig can have.Meals,wi-fi,gang activity,exercise equipment and straight and gay sex.
5)If you decide to do honest work on the outside for awhile--say,at the post office--with a little ingenuity and the assistance of a cooperative "doctor",a life of disability payments could be yours for the taking.
6)Feed off a Whitey.Connect with an overweight or obese White woman and let HER work.Move in quickly and threaten to kill her if she changes her mind.Hook her on drugs and make even more money by putting her out on the street.
"Niggas" are part of NERP(Negro Early Retirement Program).Work one stint at a fast food place for any amount of time and you can then retire at any age(18 or above):
ReplyDeleteMany options for retirement funding are available:
1)Approved shoplifting.Make a withdrawal from your nearest Walgreens,for example.Up to $1000 in goods per transaction.
2)Approved drug dealing:Enhance your bank account by providing drugs to(mostly Whites),as drug busts of blacks are a thing of the past.
3)Armed robbery:A little riskier,but if you get caught,you can always retire in option 4:
4)Prison.The best life a nig can have.Meals,wi-fi,gang activity,exercise equipment and straight and gay sex.
5)If you decide to do honest work on the outside for awhile--say,at the post office--with a little ingenuity and the assistance of a cooperative "doctor",a life of disability payments could be yours for the taking.
6)Feed off a Whitey.Connect with an overweight or obese White woman and let HER work.Move in quickly and threaten to kill her if she changes her mind.Hook her on drugs and make even more money by putting her out on the street.
Just a few suggestions from NERP.
--GRA
Greater truff was never more spoken. Ya'll know what I done mean?
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