House Benghazi Committee Conclusion: Republican Chairman Trey Gowdy is a Zombie

 

Trey Gowdy, left; anti-patriot Paul Ryan, center; and weight-lifting reporter, right, who is the most macho of the lot
 

[Previously, at WEJB/NSU:

“Gutless Wimp or Hero? Will the Real Trey Gowdy Please Stand Up?”

“Is Pee Wee Herman Using a New Professional Name These Days?”]
 

By Nicholas Stix

On June 28, Cong. Trey Gowdy (Non-Living, SC) announced the release of the report by the House Subcommittee that he’d chaired on the Moslem Benghazi Attack, which left four Americans dead. According to Gowdy, the report, which runs 800 pages, took two years, and cost $7,000,000 to research and write, concluded… nothing. He said that people will have to read it for themselves.

If Gowdy were a real, living, human being, I’d recommend suing or impeaching him. But he’s not human. He’s a zombie.

But wait. This supposed presidential aspirant can be removed from office. Election laws typically stipulate that a candidate must be living within the jurisdiction in question. That means that Gowdy is ineligible for any office in the country! Let the removal proceedings begin!