Starbucks: Race, Race, Race, That’s All You Want to Talk About! Will You Shut Up, Already?! We’ve Closed Our Baltimore Store, Because We’re Terrified of Race! Happy, Now? Signed, Sgt. Schultz

By Nicholas Stix

Note that the sign was written by an illiterate.

Looks like @Starbucks doesn't want to do the #RaceTogether thing in Baltimore... pic.twitter.com/iY3qbkXyoQ

— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) April 30, 2015