tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24200494.post5058755106135059499..comments2024-03-28T02:45:54.016-04:00Comments on Nicholas Stix, Uncensored: Dad on NORAD Christmas Call Trolls Clueless Biden into Saying, “Let’s Go Brandon! I Agree” (VIDEO)Nicholashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12372393717833610657noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24200494.post-57199747734910683782021-12-25T12:16:42.804-05:002021-12-25T12:16:42.804-05:00BABYLON BEE RELEASES CHRISTMAS SONGS 2021
“I'...BABYLON BEE RELEASES CHRISTMAS SONGS 2021<br /><br />“I'll Be Vaxxed for Christmas” - A merry, joyful reminder that only the vaxxed are allowed to enjoy Christmas.<br /><br />"It Came Upon A Mandate Clear" - Sing this beautiful carol and remember your first mandate. Precious memories...<br /><br />"Baby, There's COVID Outside" - That's a billion times worse than it being cold outside! <br /><br />"Silent Media" - The Wuhan Virology Lab released a virus upon the world... and the media fell reverently silent.<br /><br />"Do You Fear What I Fear" - If it's not COVID, you're killing Grandma. <br /><br />"What Variant is This?" - Yeah, we lost track too. <br /><br />"Have Yourself A Lonely Little Christmas" - OR ELSE. <br /><br />"God Rest Ye Boosted Gentlemen" - The only gentlemen who have a right to rest are the ones who are boosted.<br /><br />"mRNA In a Manager" - Remember the birth of the savior: mRNA. <br /><br />"Fauci Baby" - As sung by Brian Stelter. <br /><br />"Carol of The Bell's Palsy" - Completely unrelated to the vaccine, Pfizer assures us. <br /><br />"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Wuhan" - Unsurprisingly, this carol is illegal in Wuhan.<br /><br />“Santa Claus Is Staying at Home” - “He sees you defying lockdowns, he knows when you’re not vaxxed, he is not coming anyway, so stay home and wear a mask!”<br /><br />"All I Want For Christmas Is Ivermectin" - A conservative favorite.<br /><br />"Jab to the World" - Who needs "joy" when you got that jab? <br /><br />"Fauci the Vaxman" - Why hasn't he melted away yet? <br /><br />"Ave Moderna" - AAAAAVVVEE MO-DERRRRRR-ERRRRR-NAAAAAA<br /><br />“Have an Omi-Cron-y Christmas” - The hit single of 2021 is raging through the world after its South Africa debut!<br /><br />"Good King Brandon" - Let's go Brandon! <br /><br />"Grandma Got COVID By A Cuomo" - An unsettlingly peppy song. <br /><br />"Variant Both Meek And Mild" - As pretty much all the variants were...<br /><br />“Christmas (Baby Please Stay Home)” - We highly recommend the version recorded by The National Karens Choir.<br /><br />“Mary Did You Know (About the Vaccine Mandate)” - Sometimes a Christian holiday mansplainer is needed to spread the joy of mandates.<br /><br />“Masked Christmas” - This Christmas pop song will have you singing along in your own muffled, sad way.<br /><br />“Sanitize The Halls” - “Fa-la-la-la-la-la wash your hands!”<br /><br />“O Come, O Come, Dr. Fauci” - This old classic choral number sings reverence to our Lord and Savior and director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.<br /><br />Jingle Bells, Biden Smells: Fauci laid an egg!<br /><br />GRA:Most are very funny.I would add "Soylent Night"<br /> Soylent night<br /> Such a delight<br /> Edward G<br /> Had it right<br /><br /> Take yourself to a government "spa"<br /> They'll make food of you,<br /> Hallelujah.<br /> It's the right thing to do-ooo,<br /> You will taste good--as beef stew.<br /><br /> And of course my previous "Genocide is Coming to Town","I Saw Fauci Vaxxing Santa Claus"<br />and #1 this week on the charts,"Commie Wonderland"<br /> <br />--GRAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24200494.post-67302221793110334032021-12-24T18:51:36.345-05:002021-12-24T18:51:36.345-05:00"Let's go Brandon."You'll notice..."Let's go Brandon."You'll notice Jill didn't agree with that statement.More like,"No Way Brandon","with her.<br />--GRAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com