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Wednesday, November 5, 2025 at 9:59:00 PM EST
HAVE IT YOUR WAY (METHOD OF GETTING MURDERED) AT CHICAGO BURGER KING IN mEX NEIGHBORHOOD
(cbs noise) A teenage boy was shot and killed while inside a fast-food restaurant Sunday night on the city's Southwest Side.
The shooting happened shortly after 7 p.m. at a Burger King restaurant in the 4000 block of South Pulaski Road in the Archer Heights neighborhood.
Chicago police said the teen, only identified as a 17-year-old boy, was inside the restaurant when a Jeep drove up to the business and an unknown man from inside the vehicle fired multiple shots, hitting the teen in the head.
(GRA:No wonder restaraunt traffic is decreasing--or should I say,"deceasing"..)
The vehicle then left the area in an unknown direction.
The teen was taken to Mt. Sinai Hospital in critical condition and was later pronounced dead. He was identified as Rodrigo Franco.
As of Sunday, no one is in custody.
GRA:Another "Pulaski street/minority shooting."
Used to be 100% Polack. That the city commission keeps the street name nowadays is quaint,since the only "Poles" around are black or brown.
--GRA
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If you want a way to get shot,
Lots of blood or not a red spot,
Tell us and our gang will gladly,
Do it your way.
With a bat,a knife or bullet,
Trigger finger,we will pull it,
Any way you want it,
We will kill you your way
Announcer:At the Pulaski street BK,we "off" you YOUR way. And the food isn't bad either.
(singing)Murders youuur way,
Try it today.
--GRA
Thugger King! ABC7 asked Gov. Pritzker for comments. He launched into an ode to the Whopper. Then he started in on fries and ABC7 cut away.
There is a gofundme. Of course. https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-rodrigos-funeral-expenses. Already up to $12,059. Pretty good compared to the MRI Chain Man who topped out at $14,289.
The Afterlife Match Game
Gene: "The Burger King on South Pulaski is so violent..."
Audience: "HOW VIOLENT IS IT?"
Gene: "It's so violent, instead of giving kids a cardboard crown, they give them a (blank)."
Wonder how that new DC curfew is working out for Muriel Bow-wow-wowser? They can start curfew as early as 6pm. As if they anticipated the Trigger King shooting that happened at only 7pm.
Gene:Only Charles and Richard playing this round. WHAT do you say,Charles?
Charles Nelson Reilly:I went with a bullet proof vest,Gene.
(BZZZ)
Gene:No match there,over to Richard. What doth you say,you limey?
Richard:I said,a free autopsy.
(Ding ding ding)
Gene:A MATCH!
Richard:They should give out bullet proof trays to customers to hold in front of themselves. Right,Charles?
Charles:Right you are,Dickie.
--GRA
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