Friday, September 05, 2025

Update on the Giuliani traffic incident

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, september 2, 2025 at 10:17:00 a.m. edt

Update on the Giuliani traffic incident

Lauren Kemp, 19, ID'd as driver of vehicle who hit Giuliani's Ford bronco.

No charges have been filed. Why not?

With a name like Kemp, could be black or White, but in n.h., probably White.

--GRA



5 comments:

AbolishTenure said...

Oh, yeah, not only New Hampshire, but it looks like all the Lauren Kemps on this facebook list https://www.facebook.com/public/Lauren-Kemp are white. I don't do facebook but even I could find it.

Now come on, there's a teenager named Lauren and no social media photos show up on a general search? And no New England or DC reporter had the time and curiosity to track this down?

Funny/weird that on another search it showed an unwhite "Lauren Marley".

Anonymous said...

This just in(jokingly):

Former mayor,Rudy Giuliani announced his marriage to 19 year old,Lauren Kemp,the driver who put Giuliani in the hospital,after rear-ending his car last Saturday.

"See,"said the former mayor,"no arrests or lawsuits needed. We came to a similar understanding that Bill Belichick and(girlfriend)Jordan Hudson did,I think. This was love at first sight. I saw her 19 year old cans and she saw criminal charges and bankruptcy in her future,after causing the accident. We decided on this solution."

As for a honeymoon,Giuliani is on the "physically unable to perform" list until further notice,but anticipates "at least one or two goes,at my soon to be wife,in a few weeks."

It's the only reason I can think of why Rudy didn't pursue charges against Kemp.

--GRA








Anonymous said...

Remember Shawn Kemp? Lol.

--GRA

AbolishTenure said...

The Daily Fail has photos of Lauren Kemp and says the Rudy story doesn't add up. So Lauren, check. Dwayne Eduh, forever a big question mark.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15063329/rudy-giuliani-accident-new-hampshire-mayor-fishy.html

Shawn Kemp? I had to look that up. For me, the A in NBA stands for Avoidance. And the most dangerous Kemp of all is that snake-in-the-grass governor plotting his '28 strategery.

Anonymous said...

Pretty good set of questions by the rag outlet. Can anyone say "Chappaquiddick--without the water?"

Shawn Kemp's claim to fame was fathering over 20 keeds--if I remember correctly--but that was 2O years ago plus.

--GRA