By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, september 23, 2025 at 12:43:00 p.m. edt
Tonight's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! features "actor"/wrestler John Cena, actress Lisa Ann Walter, and comedian Oscar Nunez as guests.
GRA: Cena, according to msn.com, donated a million bucks to blm in 2020.
Walter, a 62-year-old White, is part of the cast of abbott elementary--an abc show about a black school (Is it realistic--does she get assaulted in her classroom?).
Nunez--deport him.
Kimmel (opening): Now, where was I--oh, yes--republicans are all White supremacists, while us democrats are violence-free supporters of the Constitution (loud laughs) and free speech (louder laughs). Now, let's bring our commie guests out to talk about what a fascist Trump is. Stay tuned.
--GRA
"Hello,I'm Ben Stein,here to promote my idiot friend Jimmy Kimmel's Wednesday show."
ReplyDeleteKimmel:Thanks,Ben.
Ben:Well,tonight,Jimmy,you have a singer/rapper called Yungblud on. I looked him up and he's described as a White,British,trannie,pansexual. Anything you want to tell me,Jimmy--having this strange person on?
Kimmel:Just that I'd like some lipstick and a Dolly Parton wig for Christmas this year,Ben.
Ben:Let's play a clip of Yungblud's "famous" song,"Lowlife".
"I'm not gonna go out today
I gonna sit right here and wish the world away
'Cause I'm a lowlife, lowlife.
I don't care if the people stare
I'm gonna stay right here in my underwear
'Cause I'm a lowlife, lowlife."
Ben:Are you his muse,Jimmy?
Kimmel:I can't say,I don't want to get suspended again.
Ben:Suspended for being a weirdo? You'll probably get TWO shows a night from abc.
Kimmel:Maybe I'll reveal it on tonight's program--at 11:35 p.m.
Ben:I'll be asleep.
Announcer:That's the Jimmy Kimmel Show--TONIGHT!
--GRA
"Lowlife" reminded me of "Another Brick in the Wall". One video has a bunch of pre-teen girls singing the chorus(similar to Pink Floyd's song). For a rap/pop song it wasn't that bad(low threshold to jump over). Not "Yesterday" ,"Helter Skelter" or "Penny Lane",but not nig rapcrap either. A little humor helps. The persona is an angry, misfit who isn't understood. This is one of Kimmel's guests tonight.
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revolver.news headline: "Kimmel fake cries, then lies..."
ReplyDeleteNielsen statisticians, working all night long, determined that Kimmel's triumphant return lured dozens of viewers away from Colbert and Fallon.
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