By R.C.
sent: saturday, august 2, 2025 at 06:53:02 p.m. edt
"wnba says fan was arrested for throwing sex toy in atlanta, threatens ejection, ban moving forward"
There is excuse for ever using the phrase, "moving forward."
https://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/another-sex-toy-gets-thrown-onto-the-court-during-20798881.php
Brigitte Macron, is that you again?
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4 comments:
"Attention members of our audience. Sex toys of any kind,including dildos,bobblehead dolls of your favorite WNBA players,electric toothbrushes,week old hot dogs,microphones from the Gene Rayburn hosted,"Match Game" or anything else resembling male genitalia in the slightest,may not be heaved onto the basketball court or you will be sexually assaulted by Britney Griner--and she's 'packing'. Thank you."
--GRA
Asking on behalf of a friend who works on commission in the Court TV advertising sales department:
C'mon, some showman lawyer somewhere, take one of these cases all the way into court. Discovery. Witnesses, including WNBA players and guards from Britney Griner's time in Russian jail. Cross-examination. Personal questions.
Forget Perry Mason, this calls for Jackie Chiles: "You can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit over a leotard. A bra gotta fit right over a person's skin. Like a glove!"
Or you TikTok Twerps incapable of virility but pursuing virality, how about one of you? Don't wait for the game to throw it on the floor. You arrive early, during warmups, and ask a WNBA player to autograph it.
"Bat day" in baseball,"--"dildo day" in wnba? Inside the stadium,"vibrator giveaway day" would sound like cicadas during their once every 13 year mating ritual--which is more often than lezbos do.
--GRA
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