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https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/sex-toy-wnba-sophie-cunningham-fever-sparks/
"sex toy tossed on court during wnba game in l.a., latest of several such incidents"
"a sex toy landed near indiana's Sophie Cunningham after it was thrown from the stands in l.a. while the fever played the sparks in the latest of several such incidents."
www.cbsnews.com
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Dildo-drones? The latest in fun at lezbo basketball games.
--GRA
DILDOZAPOPPIN'--THE NEW "BROAD"WAY SHOW COMING TO A WNBA GAME NEAR YOU
GRA:The wnba is so boring(How boring is it?)It's sooo boring,that fans--trying to get a "rise" out of wnba lezbos--have launched dildo-drones to liven up the games.
(CNN)The individual involved in the incident in Atlanta was identified and arrested, according to the WNBA.
They are reportedly charged with disorderly conduct, public indecency/indecent exposure, and criminal trespass, according to Reuters, with a court date yet to be established.
(GRA:Indecent exposure?HOW? Public indecency,maybe,not indecent exposure,unless a man cut his own actual penis off and threw it on the court.)
It is the third time in a week that a sex toy has been thrown onto a WNBA court.
According to social media posts seen by the Associated Press, green toys were also thrown in Phoenix and New York, but didn’t reach the court.
Earlier this week, the WNBA said any fan caught engaging in such behavior will face prosecution as well as a ban from the league.
GRA:"Listen,"said wnba spokeswoman,Butch Twattums,"we don't need charity. These players are rich now--and thanks to Caitlin Clark-- can buy their own dildos. Five years ago--no--but now--yes."
President Trump was asked about dildo-drones suddenly appearing at wnba games--flying penises--programmed to land on the court:
"DHS is looking into it,I don't know too much about it,myself. Pam Bondi had one on her desk-I've been told--right next to a lot of Epstein files--her desk is a mess. But we'll have a full report on dildo-drones shortly. Give us a few days. Right after we inform you about Epstein and JFK's assassination,we'll let you know about these killer flying dildos."
"Sir,aren't those dildo-drones connected to Epstein Island? Weren't they used by the CIA,in Dallas--in 1963--to kill JFK?"
"No comment to both those witch hunt questions.You're ass(ociated) press,aren't you? Get out."
That's the latest on dildogate.
--GRA
Again, I urge the "fans" to stop doing this. Arrive early. Approach a player during pre-game warmups and ask her/xir/zem to autograph the object. That's what will get you a viral tiktok with more views than the entire WNBA season.
Babylon Bee: WNBA Warns If You Throw Anything On The Court, You Will Be Forced To Attend 10 More WNBA Games
Top deterrent that I know of. Or being forced to sit in Griner's locker room while he changes clothes. Brrrr.
--GRA
Whenever I see media report a stat like,"It was the third time in a week that a sex toy has been thrown on a WNBA court," I can't help but think about the Beatles "A Day in the Life", and the lyrics:
"I read the news today oh boy,
Four thousand holes in Blackburn,Lancashire,
And though the holes were rather small,
They had to count them all,
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall."
Small holes,flying dildos,near miss airplane collisions,arson fires in LA--I wish they WOULDN'T count them all.
"ANOTHER (fill in the blank)today. This on top of the other two reports of(fill in the blank)in the last month.'
Our media
--GRA
But the black and mex crimes they DON'T count or report(not like they do the scattered White crimes).
Our media.
--GRA
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