By Abolish Tenure
monday, april 28, 2025 at 10:26:00 a.m. edt
re: Jerry PDX - Thanks for the “Where are They Now?” flashback follow-up on Disappearin’ Dwayne Eduh.
Not even a family gofundme, that’s a surprise. Even with a funeral home freebie or government-paid dignified disposal, you’d expect the family would be online trying to cash in on their loss. I tried the browser setting to only show results in the past week, and Dwayne is definitely down the dwain.
"Scewy situashion".
ReplyDelete--Elmer fudd
MARY RICHARDS ESCAPES SHOOTING SPREE IN MINNEAPPLIS;MULTIPLE MURDER SCENES IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD;POLICE PRESSER INTERRUPTED BY MURDER THREE BLOCKS AWAY
ReplyDelete(cbs noise)Three people were killed and two more were hurt in a shooting late Tuesday night in Minneapolis that police said may have been gang-related.
The shooting occurred at East 25th Street and Bloomington Avenue just before midnight, according to the city's police department.
Five people were found injured near an alleyway, Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara said at a press conference on Wednesday afternoon. A 20-year-old woman, a 27-year-old man and a 17-year-old boy were pronounced dead at the scene.
A 28-year-old man is still in grave condition as of Wednesday afternoon, and a 20-year-old woman is still hospitalized with life-threatening injuries.
O'Hara said preliminary investigation suggests some of the victims were targeted, and the shooting was possibly gang-related.
Wednesday afternoon's press conference was delayed due to another fatal shooting that occurred just three blocks from Tuesday night's scene. O'Hara said a man in his 30s was shot just after 1 p.m. and died at the scene. He said a stray bullet narrowly missed hitting two young children inside a nearby.
Lou Grant:That shooting,last night,that's YOUR new neighborhood,isn't it Mary? You just moved there last week?
Mary Richards:Well,y-yes,Mr.Grant,I was walking into the condo area and all h..eck broke loose.
Ted Baxter:Murray,did I just hear Mary say the "h" word?That's shocking.
Murray:Yes Ted. Not as shocking as when she says the "T" word--your name. It means you're still working here.
Mary:A bullet went through my neighbor's window,Ted.
Ted:black?
Mary:No,clear glass--the window,I mean. Yesss,the neighbor's black.
Murray:Every time you move to a new area,a mass shooting happens,Mare.
Lou:Murray's right. Better start looking for another apartment.
Mary:I knowww.There's just too many b...
Ted:blacks?
Mary:Bad areas,I was going to say,Ted.
Ted:Same thing.
Murray:You want to stay at our house again until you can move?I'll go call Marie.
Mary:Thanks,Murray. Seems I spend more time at your house than my place,but that's Minneapolis in 2025.I guess.
(Murray goes to Lou's office to call his wife)
Ted:Good thing me and Georgette live in Cuyuna--100% White.
Mary:Really?100%?.
Ted:Yes,everyone is three shades whiter than my hair.
Mary:You know Ted,I never thought I'd say this,but that was a very smart thing to do.
Ted:Thanks Mary,after that last time I was kidnapped by black thugs,Georgette put her foot down and moved us out of Minneapolis.
Mary:I should have known it was Georgette.
Murray:C'mon,Mary,quitting time,let's get out of here while it's still light.
Lou(running):Wait for me!
End
--GRA