Tuesday, October 24, 2023

pilot who tried to slaughter 83: 'it wasn't me; the magic mushrooms made me do it!'

By N.S.

"crazed pilot who tried to down alaska airlines flight says he was on magic mushrooms: feds"

"Joseph Emerson, 44, an off-duty commercial airline pilot, went off the rails while sitting in the cockpit jump seat of a flight between Everett, Washington, and San Francisco on sunday..."

https://nypost.com/2023/10/24/news/crazed-off-duty-pilot-made-second-bid-to-down-alaska-airlines-flight-feds/



5 comments:

  1. I think OR and Portland have made magic mushrooms legal now? Maybe it is only proposed.

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  2. jerry pdx

    Bank runs are happening right now!

    "$84,500,000,000 Exits JPMorgan Chase, Wells Fargo and Citigroup in Three Months As Depositors Take Flight"

    https://dailyhodl.com/2023/10/20/84500000000-exits-jpmorgan-chase-wells-fargo-and-citigroup-in-three-months-as-depositors-take-flight/

    Gregory Mannarino delivers his usual animated commentary on these latest developments in the financial markets:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id6FaxoWIrg

    Got most of my money with Chase so I'm fighting an overwhelming urge to pull it all out and stuff it in my mattress. But as we move closer to a pure virtual money economy, cash may end up becoming worthless paper.

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  3. Here's a Dylan song(but sung by the Turtles)

    IT AIN'T ME,BABE(I'M NOT THE PILOT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR)

    By GRA

    Go away from this airplane,
    I took magic mushrooms today,
    If you stay, I'm going to warn you,
    We won't have an E.T.A.

    I haven't been sleeping for some time,
    And normally,I'd never have the heart,
    But on these drugs,it's a different thing,
    I want to tear the plane apart,
    To drop it in the open sea and more.

    It ain't me,babe,
    No,no, no,it ain't me babe,
    I'm not the pilot you're looking for,babe.

    Go quickly from the plane,ma'am,
    Go quickly out the door,
    The pilot that you should fly with,
    Is not me anymore.

    You say to want to fly somewhere,
    No drama--up in the sky,
    A pilot with his brains intact,
    Someone who doesn't want to die,
    Someone who'll skip the underwater tour.

    It ain't me,babe,
    No,no,no it ain't me babe
    I'm not the pilot you're looking for,babe,

    I said a no,no,no,
    It ain't me babe,.
    I said a no,no,no,
    It ain't me babe.

    --GRA








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    1. Correction:"You say YOU want to fly somewhere."

      --GRA

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  4. Maybe he was. He's still in big trouble if he did what he's accused of.

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