By N.S.
"67-year-old woman hit in head with rock in unprovoked nyc attack: cops"
"the victim was walking at seventh avenue and west 14th street around 9 a.m. thursday when a man approached her and hit her with the rock, authorities said."
https://nypost.com/2023/07/11/woman-67-struck-with-rock-in-unprovoked-nyc-attack-cops/
MY THREE SONS 2023
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(Douglas family eating dinner,Uncle Charley is reading the paper)
Uncle Charley:You have to have rocks IN your head to walk around that neighborhood and let yourself get hit ON the head with a rock.
Steve:Well I'm sure she never thought it would happen to her,Uncle Charley,pass the potatoes,please.
Ernie:Why would anyone hit a 67 year old woman on the head with a rock,Dad?
Charlie:99% of the time,it's because he's a nig*er.
Steve:You know,we'll never stay on the air if you keep adlibbing the "n" word into the script,pass the green beans,please.
Uncle Charlie:C'mon Steve,admit it.That area wasn't that dangerous in 1960.Then the negroes moved in and look at what happened--your house value has dropped 50%.
Chip:Is that true,Dad?
Steve:Yes,Chip,but it'll go up again someday,pass the whiskey.
Uncle Charley:That's what the urologist told me about my E.D.--"it'll go up again someday",but he's full of beans--pass the Viagra. I've got a date tonight with the widow Samantha Stevens in a couple hours and there's no way I'll be able to perform to her satisfaction.
Steve:Just tell her to twitch her nose.After she did that a couple times with me,I felt like a 21 year old again--pass the bourbon.
Charley:I'll take 60 years old--and we're all out of bourbon.
Rob:She never twitched her nose when I went over there...
Charley:THAT'S IT--I'm cancelling the date,I'm going to stay home and watch my favorite show,"Bewitched" instead.
Steve:That sounds like fun,you mind if I join you,Uncle Charlie?
Charley:Forget it,Steve--I watch that show by myself-- no threesomes--unless it's with Samantha and her twin sister Serena.
Steve:I hear you--good night,Uncle Charlie.
The End.
--GRA
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"The NYPD on Tuesday released surveillance footage of the suspect — described as having a medium build and standing about 6 feet 2 — in hopes of identifying him."
ReplyDeleteCan't tell from the image if the perp is a whitey or a negro or some thing in between.
"Can't tell from the image if the perp is a whitey or a negro or some thing in between."
ReplyDeleteGRA:Just the way they like it.I noticed that myself.
--GRA