Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Bill Cosby Loses Appeal in Sex Assault Case

By "W"
Sent: Tue, Dec 10, 2019 3:48 p.m.

Breaking: Bill Cosby loses appeal in sex assault case

at

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousWednesday, December 11, 2019 at 12:36:00 AM EST

    This was brought to you by Jail-O Pudding--not as good as Jell-O Pudding--but in prison,it's all you got.
    --GRA

    ReplyDelete
  2. AnonymousWednesday, December 11, 2019 at 1:37:00 AM EST

    Which brings us to this weeks episode of "the NEW Bill Cosby Show"--from prison.Today,Bill's wife Camille tells Bill she's filing for divorce.
    Guard:"Okay Mrs.Cosby,you can talk to your husband now--you have 10 minutes."
    Camille:"I only need ONE."
    (Picks up prison phone)
    Bill:"Hellllo baaaby,how's my supportive,loving,understanding wife?"
    Camille:"My DIVORCE lawyer will answer that question--and any others.See you in seven years--"HONEY."
    (hands phone to the lawyer Goldstein)
    Lawyer:"Thank you Camille.Mr.Cosby,your wife insists on half of all assets for the divorce settlement and the OTHER half of your assets for being publicly humiliated."
    Bill:"Everything?She wants everything?"
    Lawyer:"Everything but your cellmate Daqueerious--your soon to be EX-wife says you can keep him(laughtrack laughter)
    Bill:Damn,I guess I shouldn't have hired that new lawyer Kim Kardashian --but she came highly recommended by Trump.Hey,hey,hey,in the poor house,I'm going to stay."
    (applause--show ends)
    Next week,Kim K advises Bill to pretend to slip on some pudding--in order to set up a multi-million dollar lawsuit.Bill tries to hit on the female prison guard they call "Frankenstein".
    --GRA

    ReplyDelete