By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, december 22, 2025 at 12:51:00 a.m. est
Sunday sees chicago's Morgan park area littered with two dead nEGROS (for no reason apparently)
CHICAGO (WLS) -- Two men were found dead in a South Side street early Sunday morning, Chicago police said.
Police said officers responded to an emergency medical services call in the Morgan Park neighborhood's 11700-block of South Marshfield Avenue around 1:15 a.m.
Officers found two unresponsive men lying in the street, police said.
Both victims were pronounced dead on the scene. How they died was not immediately clear.
Police said one of the victims was 30 years old, and the other man's age was not immediately known. Their identities were not immediately released.
There was no evidence of trauma to the victims' bodies at the scene, police said. CPD classified the incident as a death investigation.
"Let's classify this as two ODs and keep the murder numbers lower."
"Already done, bro."
--top Chicago government types (no names needed) talking to each other after hearing word of the bodies.
--GRA
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They're calling it a "double hit and run".
When you don't have a gun,a speeding car will get it done."
That's the first double hit and run I've ever heard of--except for terrorist attacks.
--GRA
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