By N.S.
"Jimmy Kimmel extends abc contract through may 2027, source says"
A legit hed would have been, abc extends Jimmy Kimmel's contract through may 2027, source says. An employee doesn't get to extend his contract.
https://www.newsbreak.com/news/4387291342112-jimmy-kimmel-extends-abc-contract-through-may-2027-source-says
Or as long as P.T. is POTUS.
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Ben Stein calls Jimmy up:
ReplyDeleteBen:I see you've got a contract extension through 2027,Jimmy. Congratulations--how much are they paying you?
Jimmy: Paying ME? Is that how it's supposed to work,Ben? I'M paying THEM--$2 million to stay on the air.
Ben:You have a better agent than I thought,Jimmy.
Jimmy: Want to be on the show?
Ben:What will it cost me?
Jimmy:$10,000.
Ben:That's not how you "Win Ben Stein's Money". Bye,Jimmy.
(Click)
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Hey, Stephen A. Smith, tough luck, cross off Ted Koppel's ABC from your list of possible late night platforms for launching a candidacy. Hang in there, Colbert has six months to go. You might have to bring the bow-tie boys to drag him out of the seat, though. Ditto for MTG camped out in the Green[e] Room waiting for the call onstage to share her grievances to the nation. Again. And again. Rumour is that the 60 Minutes producers couldn't take any more of her and had a page dump her at the Sullivan. Then again, you and her might hit it off. Both in your fifties, she's on the rebound and you're on the unbound.
ReplyDeleteFOX can't hire her or P.T. gets p.o.'ed. Where to--"The(Witches')View"? Griffin will need a fill-in,in a few,for childbirth.
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