Best joke I could find today

By Grand Rapids Anonymous

Best joke I could find today

A Jew and a china man are riding a subway train (they aren't shot dead by a blackie in this story) and the Jew says to the china man, "You should be ashamed of yourself for bombing Pearl Harbor!" The china man says, "That wasn't the Chinese, it was the Japanese." The Jew says, "Chinese. Japanese. What's the difference?" The china man says, "Well, you sunk the Titantic!" The Jew says, "The Titantic was sunk by an iceberg!" The china man says. "Greenberg. Goldberg. Iceberg. What's the difference?"

Which goes back to All in the Family, one of their funniest scenes, when Archie and Mike are arguing about "How to Differentiate a Japanese from a Chinese?"

Archie: You mean to tell me, you can tell a Jap from a Chink?

Mike: YES, because you find out about them, ask them questions.

Archie: Yeah--which one of you is the Chink?

--GRA