By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, december 9, 2025 at 12:54:00 a.m. est
Ben Stein and Jimmy Kimmel
Ben Stein calls Jimmy up:
Ben: I see you've got a contract extension through 2027, Jimmy. Congratulations--how much are they paying you?
Jimmy: Paying ME? Is that how it's supposed to work, Ben? I'M paying THEM--$2 million to stay on the air.
Ben: You have a better agent than I thought, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Want to be on the show?
Ben: What will it cost me?
Jimmy: $10,000.
Ben: That's not how you Win Ben Stein's Money. Bye, Jimmy.
(Click)
--GRA
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LETTERMAN APPEARS ON KIMMEL SHOW TO RIP PRESIDENT TRUMP;TOP TEN REASONS WHY DAVE HATES P.T.
(breitbart)Former late-night TV comedian David Letterman has crowned current late-night host Jimmy Kimmel as the “leader” of the Trump resistance and blasted the president as a “fool.”
The long-retired Letterman appeared on Tuesday’s broadcast of Jimmy Kimmel Live! where the two stroked each other’s egos and commiserated over their extreme left-wing political outlooks.
During the visit, Letterman told Kimmel, “People are aware of the fact that you are the leader of the resistance.” Kimmel then added that he feels he is a “totally ineffective leader of the resistance.”
Letterman also took a shot at network executives by asking if the show was actually going to be aired, and insisted he “can never keep track with [Kimmel] getting yanked off” the air.
GRA:Here's my top ten list of why Dave hates P.T.:
10)Melania chose P.T. over Dave to marry(Dave was never in the running).
9)Dave's ticked off that,even with a McDonald's diet,President Trump hasn't had to undergo a quadruple bypass yet.
8)Unlike P.T.,Dave had to apologize for his affairs on national tv.
7)Not as funny(post 2008)
6)Melania said she would have chosen "Weird Al" over Dave(Dave hates "Weird Al" too).
5)P.T. calls Dave,"Dave Fetterman."
4)From the time Dave's show started in 1982 until it ended in 2015,P.T. had a helluva lot more fun in life than Dave--and then he became President;Dave grew a beard.
3)While some people know what "P.T."stands for,no one has a clue about "D.L."
2)One night in 2011,Rickles whispered to Dave,"If Trump had a talk program,I'd be on HIS show,instead of yours--in a MINUTE."
And the #1 reason Dave hates P.T.
1)Whereas,P T. is shown on every network,every night of the week,Dave is only on Netflix.
--GRA
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