"Hours before the purported quintuple murder, the owner of a property near the Juarez-Casas Grandes Highway called police to report that a dog had dragged a human skull to his front yard. The skull had a large gap on the top."
GRA:mex police immediately arrested the dog for the mass murders.
"SI--dog crimes are up,but people crimes are down,"said officer Pablo Fuentes."It's our new way of recording crime. I hear New York,Chicago--and others--are already using this method in the U.S,to some extent,to cut down their crime numbers. Don't tell anyone though."
"Hours before the purported quintuple murder, the owner of a property near the Juarez-Casas Grandes Highway called police to report that a dog had dragged a human skull to his front yard. The skull had a large gap on the top."
ReplyDeleteGRA:mex police immediately arrested the dog for the mass murders.
"SI--dog crimes are up,but people crimes are down,"said officer Pablo Fuentes."It's our new way of recording crime. I hear New York,Chicago--and others--are already using this method in the U.S,to some extent,to cut down their crime numbers. Don't tell anyone though."
--GRA