Monday, March 10, 2025
Check out the new tv game show craze: To Tell the Troot!
[“‘I'm black, I have a right to steal!’; ‘Yeah, well I’m black, too, and you ain’t got no right to steal from me!’ (graphic video)”]
By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, march 8, 2025 at 7:42:00 p.m. est
To Tell the Troot
I could hear Garry Moore on To Tell the Troot introducing three nigs, saying just that:
“#1, step forward and say what you want to do.”
“I’m black, and I have the right to steal.”
“#2.”
“I’M black, and I have the right to steal.”
“#3.”
“I is black, and I has the right to steal.”
Moore: You’re job, panel, is to find out who’s black, and believes he has the right to steal. Let's start with Kitty Carlisle.”
“Number one, do you steal?”
“NAWWWW, not ME.”
“Number two?”
“No, I DON’T.”
“Number three?”
“NEVER!”
(buzzer sounds)
Moore: “Let’s go to Soupy Sales”
“Number three—are you in blackface?”
“Yowza.”
“Number 2—blackface?”
“Dat’s right!”
“You’re White?”
“Dat’s RIGHT!”
“Number one—you’re black—I can tell by your big african lips.”
(Buzzer sounds)
Moore: Time’s up. The panel has cast all their votes for #1. Now, will the real blackie that thinks he deserves to steal...please stand UP.
(The only nig contestant of the three rises up from his chair.)
Moore: “Number ONE!”
Kitty: “It was easy, once we figured out who the black guy was—they never admit their crimes.”
Moore: “Good night, everyone, for To Tell the TROOT—hey where’s my wallet?”
--GRA
By Anonymous
saturday, march 8, 2025 at 9:23:00 p.m. est
with apologies to GRA - - To Tell the Truth - - Nipsey Russell wasn't on the panel by any chance?
Orson Bean votes for Number 1 with a doodle of a lawn jockey holding a number 1 and confesses "I really have no idea. We don't have any black people in Vermont."
Garry: "Number 2, you tried hard but didn't get any votes, what is your real name and what do you do, please?
"My name is Rachel Dolezal..."
FANTASTIC JEOPARDY CHAMPION,HARVEY SILIKOVITZ(AFTER FIVE YEARS WITH PARKINSONS)DEFEATS 8 TIME CHAMP EASILY.
ReplyDeleteGRA:Sitting in what appeared to be a wheelchair,a not very intimidating looking,middle aged man named Harvey Silikovitz,unleashed an almost photographic memory on eight time champion,Laura Faddah,running away with the victory.
Harvey Silikovitz,statistics: 35 correct, 2 incorrect.
A lawyer with a very Jewish accent(recalling Jackie Mason),but the mannerisms of also Parkinson's afflicted,Michael J.Fox,Silikovitz,seems to have a lot of knowledge at his disposal(with instant recall)and as long as his button pushing finger keeps working,I wouldn't bet against him--though he might get tired,one would guess.
--GRA
No,on second listen,he does not sound like Jackie Mason--talks too slowly. Truman Capote,maybe.
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Harvey didn't have it today,against two very smart younger challengers. Probably the three most intelligent contestants on "Jeopardy" at one time(except for tournaments)in a long while.
ReplyDelete--GRA