former fake president bIDEN signs with hollywood talent agency, roles being set up

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, february 4, 2025 at 12:24:00 a.m. est

bIDEN signs with hollywood talent agency, roles being set up

“(Breitbart) former President [sic] joe biden isn’t riding off into the sunset just yet.

“the 82-year-old ex-POTUS [sic] has signed with creative artists agency (caa) — the hollywood mega-talent agency that also represents former President Barack Obama [sic] and former first lady Michelle Obama [sic].”

[GRA: Who signed his name?]

caa’s top executives rank among the biggest supporters of democrat politicians in the entertainment industry.

“the agency remains a hollywood powerhouse that represents many of the biggest celebrities in the world — including Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson, Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet, and George Clooney to name a few.”

GRA: A sequel to Rain Man with Tom Cruise is being planned, with biden playing the more retarded brother of Dustin Hoffman’s character, Charlie Babbit—Brandon Babbit. caa boasted the role “was perfect for Joe.”

Other sequels will see biden teaming with Brad Pitt in Fight Club II playing a corpse—with Julia Roberts and George Clooney in Ocean's Whatever, playing a corpse, and with Scarlett Johansson in a remake of Lost in Translation, called Lost in Rigor Mortis—playing the twin brother of a corpse (dual role).

--GRA