He don’t like wednesdays

[“shooting at (mostly bLACK-looking) tennessee school, results in one female dead, one male student grazed—followed by a fatal, self-inflicted blast from the shooter (with dead vic and perp’s respective names)”]

By Henry Jacquarious Longfelon
wednesday, january 22, 2025 at 7:20:00 p.m. est

He Don’t Like Wednesdays
by Henry Jacquarious Longfelon

Cold school bus morning,
Cold his ‘n’ her hearses afternoon,
It was the Adderall
That made him Subtract-her-all,
No more lovin’ spoonful from the school nurse,
This Nashville cat has split the scene,
He don’t like wednesdays,
So he ends days. Class dismissed.


[Editorial note: Henry Jacquarious Longfelon is not Grand Rapids Anonymous. More than once I have published someone whom I was sure must have been GRA, but whom the real GRA insisted was not him. That’s how influential GRA is, God bless him.]