Ode to Jordan Neely

By Henry Jacquarious Longfelon
saturday, december 7, 2024 at 10:02:00 p.m. est

Ode to Jordan Neely

O troubled transit troubadour
Now you are no more,
Can’t breathe, can’t breathe,
Forevermore.
Trayvoned not by a White hispanic’s gun,
But by the noosey hands of a White White,
A very very White White,
So on the clouds you took flight,
To neverland in the sky,
Michael Jackson says, “This my guy!”
Thou comically cosmically trafficked child.

- Henry Jacquarious Longfelon


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N.S.: To my knowledge, Henry Jacquarious Longfelon is not a pseudonym of the equally pseudonymous crime writer and comedian, Grand Rapids Anonymous, whom I am honored to have in my stable of brilliant, courageous contributors. As I have repeatedly underscored, GRA’s influence just grows and grows.