My dog is more dangerous than that--he likes to French kiss girls. A bank teller said, "He put his tongue right in my mouth--and it was so WORTH it!" Another woman said, "He is a better kisser than my husband!" A teenaged girl sat on the couch with him. He jumped on her so she was flat on her back. When she got up she said, "I was French kissed!" I always warn people that if they stoop to pet him he will try to kiss them--dog lovers usually say they don't mind. He loves people and also little dogs--but they are often afraid of him even though he will sit down in front of them and wag his tail.
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ReplyDeleteMy dog is more dangerous than that--he likes to French kiss girls. A bank teller said, "He put his tongue right in my mouth--and it was so WORTH it!" Another woman said, "He is a better kisser than my husband!" A teenaged girl sat on the couch with him. He jumped on her so she was flat on her back. When she got up she said, "I was French kissed!" I always warn people that if they stoop to pet him he will try to kiss them--dog lovers usually say they don't mind. He loves people and also little dogs--but they are often afraid of him even though he will sit down in front of them and wag his tail.
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