Monday, March 06, 2023

progress in fairfax county, va means a rash of strangulations

By "W"
mon, mar 6, 2023 6:13 p.m.

fairfax county,va: strangulations....

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/virginia/more-needs-to-be-done-to-better-address-the-rising-number-of-strangulation-cases/65-b006fd54-bd5f-4868-8646-7ad8da21705b

I kinda doubt Amish youths are to blame....



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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousTuesday, March 7, 2023 at 12:04:00 AM EST

    They make it sound minimal--as if head lice were making the rounds:

    "Uhh,we have to address this 'problem' of...strangulations.Yes,I repeat,strangulations. You might have thought I was going to say something minor--like head lice or an increase in the numbers of black squirrels in the area,but strangulation has become a bigger problem than those things--or even unshoveled sidewalks,I dare say."

    Strangulation is a problem.

    I think everyday,I've heard it all,but then something else comes along to make me open up the crazy vault and add to the contents.

    "Didja hear,Bertha,we got a brand new nuisance that just popped up around here."

    "Do tell,Vern,what is it?Mr.Ferguson's muffler sounding too loud again?"

    "No,everyone's gettin' STRANGLED."

    "My word."

    --GRA

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