...there was nig*ers.That's what WE say--we wuz the first.Now,whoever created us blacks,tested us right away with,"don't steal any of the TV sets that are sittin' over in that Walmart in Johannesburg--a couple miles away."
Uh oh--wait a minute--maybe we WEREN'T the first ones--if there was already a Walmart doin' bizness at the time. Hmmm,I'll have to think about that.
Anyways,we flunked the test.Next think you know,we is pickin' cotton in Alabama.
Kind of like a second Garden of Eden.
But we screwed that up too--because we got our freedom--worst thing you can ever do for a nig*er,is give him his freedom--because then,we has a choice.
Should us blacks be good?Or should we be evil criminals?
We screwed it up again.
So we gets kicked out of the second Garden of Eden--and sent to a THIRD Garden of Eden--the federal penitentiary system.
Now years later,we is effin' THAT up too--cuz look what happens when they lets us out of prison early. We go right back over to Walmart and steal all the TV sets we can--just like we done when we was created--PLUS,we throw in rape,murder and dealin' drugs.
The only thing we can hopes for is a fourth Garden of Eden--like on another planet--and we better not mess that up--but we will.
In da beginin'...
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...there was nig*ers.That's what WE say--we wuz the first.Now,whoever created us blacks,tested us right away with,"don't steal any of the TV sets that are sittin' over in that Walmart in Johannesburg--a couple miles away."
ReplyDeleteUh oh--wait a minute--maybe we WEREN'T the first ones--if there was already a Walmart doin' bizness at the time. Hmmm,I'll have to think about that.
Anyways,we flunked the test.Next think you know,we is pickin' cotton in Alabama.
Kind of like a second Garden of Eden.
But we screwed that up too--because we got our freedom--worst thing you can ever do for a nig*er,is give him his freedom--because then,we has a choice.
Should us blacks be good?Or should we be evil criminals?
We screwed it up again.
So we gets kicked out of the second Garden of Eden--and sent to a THIRD Garden of Eden--the federal penitentiary system.
Now years later,we is effin' THAT up too--cuz look what happens when they lets us out of prison early. We go right back over to Walmart and steal all the TV sets we can--just like we done when we was created--PLUS,we throw in rape,murder and dealin' drugs.
The only thing we can hopes for is a fourth Garden of Eden--like on another planet--and we better not mess that up--but we will.
You know us nigg*rs.
-GRA
Unfortunately is not done just for humor. They really believe it.
ReplyDeleteToo bad the colored guy was barely understandable. His slurring words was pretty bad.
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