It's another episode of "Armed,black,Chicken Theft Theater." Mex employee:"Another boring day,Queen Noteetha." Queen Noteetha:"I told you wetback,I only goes by QUEEN." Mex:"Si,I forgot." (black customer walks in) "Welcome to Roscoes,where all we make is chicken--hey I see you're not wearing a mask--we can't serve you." black:"Do you serve THIS?(brings gun out) Mex:"Si." black:"What's the special of the day? Mex:"Chicken." black:"What's the Roscoe's Taste bud Teaser?" Mex:"Chicken." black:"The Chef's Choice?" Mex:"Chicken--and to get out of here alive today." Queen Noteetha:"You said it,wetback--give him some damn chicken and let's close up." black:"I'll take Two Roscoe's Bargain Platters--dat means they're FREE today,wetback."
Mex:"Si-comprehendo.Here's the dinners--come again." Queen Noteetha:"Don't tell him to do that." (black leaves with stolen chicken).
This has been "Armed,black,Chicken Theft Theater".
It's another episode of "Armed,black,Chicken Theft Theater."
ReplyDeleteMex employee:"Another boring day,Queen Noteetha."
Queen Noteetha:"I told you wetback,I only goes by QUEEN."
Mex:"Si,I forgot."
(black customer walks in)
"Welcome to Roscoes,where all we make is chicken--hey I see you're not wearing a mask--we can't serve you."
black:"Do you serve THIS?(brings gun out)
Mex:"Si."
black:"What's the special of the day?
Mex:"Chicken."
black:"What's the Roscoe's Taste bud Teaser?"
Mex:"Chicken."
black:"The Chef's Choice?"
Mex:"Chicken--and to get out of here alive today."
Queen Noteetha:"You said it,wetback--give him some damn chicken and let's close up."
black:"I'll take Two Roscoe's Bargain Platters--dat means they're FREE today,wetback."
Mex:"Si-comprehendo.Here's the dinners--come again."
Queen Noteetha:"Don't tell him to do that."
(black leaves with stolen chicken).
This has been "Armed,black,Chicken Theft Theater".
--GRA
Fried chicken but ain't got no waffles.
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