MAYBE,some of the dead negroes were shot like this: Penisious Johnson,24,was masturbating in Central Park when an extremely accurate gangbanger shot Penisious' penis right off his testicles.Then,according to a NYPD spokesman,when Penisious went to look for his penis,Penisious was peppered with 40 more bullets into his pancreas,causing a plethora of plasma to pour out,procuring his passing.
Audacious Jackson,22,was performing fellatio on a customer,when police theorized,the same thug who shot Penisious Johnson earlier in the night,made his way to Ms.Jackson's house and--with one bullet--blew the customer's penis out of Jackson's mouth and into pot of simmering pea soup--100 feet away on a stove.Jackson was not injured,but the customer was pronounced dickless and dead at the scene.
Two blacks,fighting over a penny,simultaneously shot each other dead late Monday.Dumbfuckious Taylor and Nobrainious Thomas,both 25,each claimed the penny,a 2010 Canadian,was his property,leading to the double homicide.In an ironic twist,relatives of both vics,arriving at the scene,began fighting over the penny as well,causing more gunplay--and 6 more deaths. Police reportedly said,"it's a good thing the coin wasn't American or we'd REALLY have a body count." -- GRA
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MAYBE,some of the dead negroes were shot like this:
ReplyDeletePenisious Johnson,24,was masturbating in Central Park when an extremely accurate gangbanger shot Penisious' penis right off his testicles.Then,according to a NYPD spokesman,when Penisious went to look for his penis,Penisious was peppered with 40 more bullets into his pancreas,causing a plethora of plasma to pour out,procuring his passing.
Audacious Jackson,22,was performing fellatio on a customer,when police theorized,the same thug who shot Penisious Johnson earlier in the night,made his way to Ms.Jackson's house and--with one bullet--blew the customer's penis out of Jackson's mouth and into pot of simmering pea soup--100 feet away on a stove.Jackson was not injured,but the customer was pronounced dickless and dead at the scene.
Two blacks,fighting over a penny,simultaneously shot each other dead late Monday.Dumbfuckious Taylor and Nobrainious Thomas,both 25,each claimed the penny,a 2010 Canadian,was his property,leading to the double homicide.In an ironic twist,relatives of both vics,arriving at the scene,began fighting over the penny as well,causing more gunplay--and 6 more deaths.
Police reportedly said,"it's a good thing the coin wasn't American or we'd REALLY have a body count."
-- GRA