What Place Names are Still Acceptable?

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Tuesday, July 7, 2020 at 5:49:00 A.M. EDT

Exactly, what names ARE acceptable? Very few. The fact is there are more cities than acceptable names FOR them, so I hate to say it, but here goes, my idea of what will happen:

Cities designated as numbers. For instance, New York could be #100, Grand Rapids would be #2456. Or go by zip code only.

"Where do you live?"

"City #10016".

"How about you?"

"#43218"

"Didn't that used to be Colum..."

"Shhhh.You can't say that--they can hear you,you want to get locked up for racial intolerance?"

"Well I'd get to see my family then."

Eventually, numbers would p**s liberals off too, of course, but that's the way it looks to me.
--GRA