In an April Fool's Day Joke Delayed by the China Virus, Princeton University Announces 1st Black Valedictorian in 274-Year History

By R.C.
Mon, May 11, 2020 12:19 p.m.

"Princeton University Announces 1st Black Valedictorian in 274-Year History."

R.C.: So what?

Who chose him, his peers or the university’s administration?

Oh, he’s the inevitable “first.”

And if he is so smart then why doesn’t he move back to Jamaica and make it great again?

I’ll take blacks seriously when one of them wins the Nobel Prize in one of the hard sciences.

N.S.: No, you'll know then to no longer take any of the Nobel Prizes seriously.