Top Ten Benefits For Kids to Ignore the Government Warning About COVID-19 and Continue to Spring Break As if Nothing is Going On:
#10)After coming back from "Spring Break,it's easy to make your folks leave the room when you say you "feel a sneeze coming on." #9)By spreading the virus to others,that job you couldn't qualify for at Pizza Hut,could now be yours! #8)By furthering the pandemic,you're making your socialist teachers in college proud,by causing an increase to the dollar amount and length of time those government helicopter checks are produced--and best of all...no work dude!!! #7)As the stock market keeps falling,because,thanks to young adults like you(spreading more cases of COVID-19)you can almost picture yourself with enough money to buy one share of Berkshire Hathaway stock someday. #6)Great practical joke:When you bring your bathing suit home for mom to wash,tell her the sand is "just a little coronavirus--no biggie." #5)Because you helped extend the pandemic an extra few months,you now have time to learn how to spell "coronavirus." #4)Unfortunately,it took a pandemic to finally figure out that people aren't "socially distancing" themselves from you because they think you have coronavirus--it's just that they hate your guts.Lesson learned--not everything is a positive. #3)If you haven't been "socially distanced" by the women spring breakers,another lesson learned:Sneezing and oral sex do not go well together. #2)Black guys don't like being around anyone who MIGHT have COVID-19 (did you see the Detroit bus drivers all refuse to drive their buses Tuesday?) Now,all white women need to do,is sneeze--to get rid of unwanted blackies.They'll run like OJ Simpson used to do in those airport commercials for Hertz. And the #1 benefit of ignoring the government and doing the spring break anyways: Forget the previous nine answers,there ISN'T any benefit;If you cause more community transmissions,by your actions--you're just a dumbass.Grow up. ---GRA
Top Ten Benefits For Kids to Ignore the Government Warning About COVID-19 and Continue to Spring Break As if Nothing is Going On:
ReplyDelete#10)After coming back from "Spring Break,it's easy to make your folks leave the room when you say you "feel a sneeze coming on."
#9)By spreading the virus to others,that job you couldn't qualify for at Pizza Hut,could now be yours!
#8)By furthering the pandemic,you're making your socialist teachers in college proud,by causing an increase to the dollar amount and length of time those government helicopter checks are produced--and best of all...no work dude!!!
#7)As the stock market keeps falling,because,thanks to young adults like you(spreading more cases of COVID-19)you can almost picture yourself with enough money to buy one share of Berkshire Hathaway stock someday.
#6)Great practical joke:When you bring your bathing suit home for mom to wash,tell her the sand is "just a little coronavirus--no biggie."
#5)Because you helped extend the pandemic an extra few months,you now have time to learn how to spell "coronavirus."
#4)Unfortunately,it took a pandemic to finally figure out that people aren't "socially distancing" themselves from you because they think you have coronavirus--it's just that they hate your guts.Lesson learned--not everything is a positive.
#3)If you haven't been "socially distanced" by the women spring breakers,another lesson learned:Sneezing and oral sex do not go well together.
#2)Black guys don't like being around anyone who MIGHT have COVID-19 (did you see the Detroit bus drivers all refuse to drive their buses Tuesday?)
Now,all white women need to do,is sneeze--to get rid of unwanted blackies.They'll run like OJ Simpson used to do in those airport commercials for Hertz.
And the #1 benefit of ignoring the government and doing the spring break anyways:
Forget the previous nine answers,there ISN'T any benefit;If you cause more community transmissions,by your actions--you're just a dumbass.Grow up.
---GRA
Just deny them all entry. Should be anyhow even if no virus.
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