Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Racist Pumpkins!

By A Colleague
Mon, Oct 28, 2019 4:02 p.m.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

October 24th,I posted this version of the "Great Blackface Pumpkin Story".
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP--PUMPKINS ARE NOW RACIST
NYACK, N.Y. (AP) — Bed Bath & Beyond has removed pumpkins painted black with white mouths following complaints they were offensive because they resembled blackface.

News 12-Westchester reports the black pumpkins were placed on a porch outside a law firm in Nyack, New York, as part of a Halloween display. They were removed less than 48 hours later after some community members complained.

Law firm partner Mary Marzolla says the pumpkins were never meant to offend anyone and the firm represents people “of all colors and faiths.”

Associate Alak Shah says the pumpkins did not personally offend him, but since it did offend someone the firm took them down.

Bed Bath & Beyond apologized, saying any offense was unintentional and that it “immediately removed” the pumpkins from sale.
GRA:Next complaint will be from SJW blacks against whites--who have snowmen in their yards,which are getting a little grey from pollution---BLACKFACE!!!
Don't forget the Ash Wednesday ceremony too--when churchgoers receive ashes on their foreheads---BLACKFACE!!!!
But PUMPKINS,give me a break--and BB&B caves in,as does the lawfirm.It's time to...
"JUST SAY NO"--to these insane social justice warriors."
---GRA
On top of that "black pumpkin" racist insinuation and the math in schools being called "racist"--I thought up a few others things that blacks complain about being racist (over their heads).
A LIST OF "RACIST" THINGS--ACCORDING TO BLACKS
Math is racist,so is spelling(if blacks can't do either,must be racist).History is VERY racist--vocabulary is indubitably racist.Talking intelligently is quite racist.Going to school is racist and don't forget about holding a job--that's racist too.
Being responsible is racist(tied with being respectful to others--that's extremely racist behavior).
Following the law?Yup--racist.
Getting arrested?DAMN racist.
Giving info to police about lawbreakers is so damn racist.
Telling the truth--racist.
Why ARE all these things racist?That's because these are traits that most white people strive for and are accomplished at(minus getting arrested)--and blacks are mostly incapable of mastering.
Guess what,because I just told the truth--I'm a racist!
P.S.Black painted pumpkins are racist too (see story elsewhere)if whites are the ones setting them outside.
--GRA