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Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Man Walking by Finds Human Skull, Crucifix and Machete in Woods in Clear Lake

By A Texas Reader
Tue, Jul 30, 2019 8:56 a.m.

Man walking by finds human skull, crucifix and machete in woods in Clear Lake





2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this news because ONLY one skull was found?I would guess even bigger news would be if "ZERO SKULLS FOUND TODAY."
Assinine Press(AP)
Clear Lake officials were baffled today when absolutely no body parts or remains were found in a 24 hour period.
Sgt.Zack Yodel remarked,"Damn unusual,that's for sure."
Then,snapping his fingers,Sgt Yodel said,"I GOT IT,they're hiding 'em somewhere else."
Yodel took a cadever sniffing dog and promptly found 24 skulls the next bush over--not 10 feet away.
"We never had to look in another bush to find body parts before--it was always the same bush every day.Another day,another skull.I knew it was too good to be true--not finding someone's skull today."
--GRA

Anonymous said...

Santaria or Santa Muerto perhaps?