[It’s time for a little humor break, amid all the blood, gore, and hate. This excerpt comes from essayist Old Atlantic Lighthouse, who at one point had me laughing out loud.]
Obama, Time to Declare War on Oil Well Leaks
May 28, 2010
Obama has showed his lack of leadership by not declaring war on oil well leaks. The first step in the war on oil well leaks is to search Al Gore at the airport. That would show we were really serious.
But before Obama can declare war on oil leaks, he must first praise the Oil Wells of Peace. Otherwise the war would be divisive. Some might think a war on oil well leaks was a war on oil wells.
This is why it was so important that initially he didn’t stop drilling permits. That is just giving into hate. Just as stopping the oil production at sea would show the same thing. Obama is the Plumber of hate first and of oil well leaks second. So it is written….